Jew Shout

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.

I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.

by Corks September 25, 2010

jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

Jew numbers

A synonym of money

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.

by gaysarentpeople February 27, 2009

Jew hands

When someone rubs there hands together; similarly to how you would rub your hands when your cold. You are simulating "Jew Hands" or the physical manifestation of the raw desire of money in the Jews heart. Made famous by Mr. Burns on the television show THE SIMPSONS.

DOC: I found a dollar on the ground did anyone drop it?

Jabora: Yeah Its mine...

Duff: Man thats a lie.... look he's doing "Jew Hands" as we speak.

DOC: Your right.... (To Jabora) FAG!!!

by J.Day September 25, 2007

Jew driver

When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.

Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

skyrim jew

a person that plays skyrim and feels the need to pick up every misc. object they can find to sell for a quick buck.

my little brother is such a skyrim jew he thinks he needs to take everything he can see

by jayhalker September 26, 2012

running of the jew

Each year in Kazakhstan,there is the annual running of the Jew. A man dressed up as Jew is chased down street by Kazakhstani people. Sometimes it lays an egg.

If you've seen the Borat movie,you'll know what I mean.

~Running Of The Jew~
Borat: "Ah,the Jew is laying an egg! Quick,that it children,smash the jew chick!"

by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006