Hamsters head

To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head

zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

satanic hamster

One who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF, say my NAME bitch, SAY MY NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

hamster clothes

clothes that should fit a hamster but a girl has but on her body.

Jax had to girls in those hamster clothes with him last night!

by metal head mommy January 13, 2009

Hamster ass

Another lame insult which means "You queer".

*As a homosexual struts by*
Person: Damn! What a hamster ass!

by Uwarsbetty March 14, 2008

Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

Hamster sack

Ball sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.

by ZackyZ May 27, 2015

Poo hamster

Poo hamster is where your totally cover is shit and you run around like a hamster out of its cage

She was covered head to toe in his shit ,oh she's a poo hamster

by Lord of the fart June 13, 2017