Someone of the Christian religion who acts like a wacko and 80% of the time they are hypocrites. They shove their beliefs down your throat and are very judge mental.
Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
by yoyiggity June 21, 2014
Get the bible thumpermug. Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)
by GlycerineOxide May 31, 2014
Get the Bible-Thumpermug. refers to Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by priest and religious figures
by Greenmanisgod43 July 19, 2010
Get the Reading the Biblemug. a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others
by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010
Get the bible-thumpermug. I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009
Get the holy biblemug. Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.
'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'
by Awesomality January 2, 2014
Get the bible studymug. Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020
Get the Performative Biblemug.