The vagina of a female dog.
by Sarc Mullivan November 10, 2008
Get the Balloon Poppermug. When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
Get the Jacuzzi Balloonmug. Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
by Brandumful May 18, 2015
Get the Ass Balloonmug. by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008
Get the crabby balloonmug. Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?
Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
by James Gracie August 23, 2011
Get the Balloon Menacemug. by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008
Get the balloon lollipopmug. When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014
Get the Squirrel Balloonmug.