Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023

backdoor handyman

were you receive a hand job from a person that is anal fisting a woman, while you are having vaginal intercourse with same woman.

these two degenerates love giving a backdoor handyman if you got the scratch ... or is that itch.

by Jp McSweeny July 10, 2020

Backdoor Paintbrush

When you take a shit, it hits the toilet bowl and falls forward painting the back of your nutsack.

Lil Aiden was taking a shit in his old baby toilet hot Cheeto edition because his moms was streaming her only fans in the bathroom, when because of the no water in the toilet he took a grumper that hit the bottom of the toilet bowl and fell forward painting the back of his nutsack. Therefore a backdoor paintbrush

by Brohan795 March 2, 2022

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.

After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.

by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.

" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."

by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012

backdoor cold-front

The act of inserting an ice cube into the anus of a sexual partner while engaged in doggy-style sex.

Things were getting so hot in bed I gave her a backdoor cold-front and really made her scream.

by pretentious earthican May 12, 2025