Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich October 29, 2015
adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid
1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
by Drewz July 03, 2006
A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
by Stato the Laird March 12, 2007
when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.
genius = genie arse
originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
genius = genie arse
originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
by Keats October 06, 2004
The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.
by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019
by Mark March 16, 2004
the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.
"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."
by The Sandy Vagina Man May 07, 2005