Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

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testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

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Testicles

The two balls under a penis.

"the Testicles are under the penis lmao, I said penis"

by keemosaurus November 27, 2017

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Testicle

The name of the most tender part of the steak. This should only be used at dinner parties with large groups of family.

Johnny: Hey mom save me the testicle! It's my favorite part of dinner!

by SuccleMyToes May 8, 2018

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A woman and/or slut whore bitch ass hoe who can't stay away from testicles... she is physically incapable of avoiding testicle. No matter the testicle, chode, mandingo, mixed with a few STD's. It don't matter to the testicle gremlin.

Person 1: oh you see that testicle gremlin over there?
Person 2: oh yeah, she sucked Ben Codey's sweet potato dick and now she can't stay away.
Person 1: ew such a testicle gremlin, doesn't she know how many STD's he has!

by Mummy.vegetable November 5, 2018

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