Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

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Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

by SociopathicDuck January 7, 2019

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Texas Pilo

1.) the act of substituting the "glass pipe" with your own "flesh pipe", at the last second....without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.

I was at Suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to pass her a "Texas Pilo".....Boy was she pissed!

by agent "99" June 28, 2011

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texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.

"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"

by jdm.exe September 10, 2016

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Rejuvenating weekend of cooking BBQ at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, UFC on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn't stop the good times.

Thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, but it turned out that all I really needed was some Texas Fellowship.

by rottenfruit May 9, 2010

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Texas Red

An outlaw living in the town of Auga Fria. Most thought he was dead, but he faked his death using a doppelganger. Now he is set to take revenge on the other outlaw who tried to kill him in the same town.

" Oh my god- is that Texas Red? No honey, its just a ghost, go back to bed. Are you sure its just a ghost dear? ...im not sure "

by The Real Mozu September 6, 2021

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