tank ass

A lady's ass that is so flat and wide that it resembles a tank like structure. If she layed down you can use that tank ass for a table.

Slut bend over so i can ram rod your tank ass then eat some butt

by gerbil April 17, 2003

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

Tank Tank Vroom Vroom

A phrase said by Poland in Belarusball's countryball series. Originally adapted from a comic saying "tankski tankski tankski."

"Tank Tank Vroom Vroom!"

by Kugeln July 26, 2017

tank fever

The tiredness you have after not being able to sleep because of a noisy fish tank.

John: Man, I'm So tired.
Chris: How come?
John: I got tank fever cause of that noisy fish tank.

by adwatchman December 12, 2009

tank porn

Any media of cool tricked out aquariums. Accessories.The hardware that makes the tanks . Accessories ,tank scapes, filtration pumps, aquarium diaramas for Fish reptiles birds

I went on line and I was surfing for some new tank porn

by Shamen30 April 13, 2015

tank job

where a tank runs over your junk

GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"

by rayjayvay February 24, 2009

Tank top

Purple stuff X Tank top gay face

You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all

Example 1:
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ

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