A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
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A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself
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