Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006

tossed up

the act of being banged by at least 12 men of the african decent. usually related with the words g-ed up and gang banged. Usually associated with whores and skanks.

negro#1-"yo. we fucking tossed up that whore last night."

negro#2-"fuck yeah."

nasty skank girl who got tossed up-"no way. it was because i was drunk. my vagina hurts today."

by MCHyesduhh July 4, 2006

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

Toned

Adj.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.

Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.

1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.

2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.

by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

toedash

The state of being of a single sock when it disappears into the inter-dimensional nothingness between worlds.

"Gods pound it! My other sock has gone toedash!"

by vZwicky July 15, 2017

Toned God

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

Tsedy

Tsedy is Sweet girl,who gets angry on small things!
She loves to eat Tasty food,she does nit have Good Taste in man.
She will only love who should not be trusted on

Hey you found it? Look at Tsedy she is Unhappy

by dictionary grainer July 30, 2019