Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

juice a tootie

The act of emitting gas from the anus.(farting}. Can also be used in terms of taking a shit.

"Chris ate a whole plate of beans and juiced a tootie in front of everyone."
or
"Chris has been in the bathroom forever. Probably juicin' a tootie."

by Mantis55 March 31, 2005

go sit on the toliet

: the act of sitting on a port-a-potty, toliet, jon-jon, home potty.
: telling one to shut up

also goes in conjunction with better calm down

*Party*
Reese: YEAH RAWK ON!!
Lad: Calm down. Go sit on the toliet.
*silence*

by kdv July 8, 2005

tollie

What an American might call a toonie (Canadian $2 coin) by accident.

When I come to Canada, I can use a tollie and buy a cup of coffee from Tim Hortons!

by rape gaze October 30, 2010

Toole

Smeagle-like creature.Dwells in the shadows. acts like the pronunciation.Uses primative weapons, poorly.

You tool(e).

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

toolenate

n. toolenate - tool·in·ate
v. toolenated
adj. toolenating
Spitting an amense amount of times while smoking a cigarette that you pretend to inhale.

"hey loser, you just toolenated!"

by Olga Shmelsa Mepray June 28, 2005

Toodlie Doodlie

To say goodbye; you say this when you leave a place.

"Bye girls!"

"Toodlie Doodlie!"

by Emma Tangerine May 6, 2009