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Work Husband

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance
Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!

You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.
by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010
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piece of work

Someone who -- although often interesting -- is difficult to get along with on an every day basis. They often make simple things overly complex, or argue points ad infinitum.
Can you drive by my house this evening on your way to work?

Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?

Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?
by anon#E#moose September 25, 2006
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working for the man

Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.
Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!
by Chear55 June 24, 2014
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work wank

A wank performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:

A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.

D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.
Fuck this self appraisal is doing my head in, I'm off for a work wank.
by thatmrox August 26, 2011
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work boo

Co worker of the opposite sex that performs the duties of a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Person 1:"Why does Janet let Jerry bring her breakfast every morning?"
Person 2" 'Oh, that's Janet's 'Work Boo."
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 27, 2009
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work blue

phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.
When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.
by sheila in the car January 30, 2010
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Living at work

To have a long shift for the day that doesn't allow for much, or any leisure time after-wards before going to sleep.
Mother: I thought you'd never call me back. Everything OK?

Son: Yeah, I'm sorry. My partner Steve has been sick the past few days. I've been living at work this week, but I'll have off on Monday and Tuesday again.
by mil-town-414 November 21, 2009
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