Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
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Magic onion

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*
by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016
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Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.
Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion
by De_Beeron January 8, 2018
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onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.
Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.
by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019
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onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.
Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.
by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010
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onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021
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onion bot

A bot made for the purpose of making money. (stonks) Has a massive popularity and I myself recommend this if you need some money.
Onion bot gets you tons of money dude!
by Insan1ty_ November 3, 2020
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