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Jason

Comes across as a genuine friend, then high-key stabs you in the back. A pathological liar, with psychopathic tendencies. Beware of guys named Jason.
"Don't chuck a Jason."

Girl 1: Who even is Jason?
Girl 2: The king of all rats.
by Tekashi9ine6ix June 16, 2020
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Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember
"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"
by Jason the great May 18, 2014
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jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female
Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned
by tiny_nips May 5, 2008
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Jason

Socially awkward, overly concerned with healthy living, often prefers school and homework to making time for girlfriends also known to suffer from cold feet in relationships. Will call drunk asking to be rescued as he is too drunk to know where he is. Will one day realize that he let the best girl get away from him
He dumped Dayna cuz he said he doesn't know what love is, what a Jason!
by Dayna4Life July 7, 2010
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Jason

A rude child with blonde hair who is a complete asshole and has a smaller penis than a mouse.
by jason 67579 May 10, 2018
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Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN
Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him
by Erica costel November 28, 2018
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Jason

Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but
Jason is awesome!
by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019
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