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by tki best opener February 25, 2023

emotional definition

When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical

Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

this is definitely it chief

When it’s hits real good and it’s meant to be.

Scott: Julian is looking mad cute right now
Ashwin: I bet he is
Jacob: fuck em
Julian: Nooo that’s not it
Ashwin: this is definitely it chief

by Real definitions from the chif October 11, 2018

Definite Swagger

1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen

Dude 1: Hey who's that new guy who just walked into the party?

Girl 1: I don't know, but he has definite swagger. I think I'll go fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah... me too.

Girl 3: I'm DTF

Girl 4: I want his swagger inside me.

by John Buynak August 23, 2011

Definition Declination Disorder

A disorder suffered by people who repeatedly have their Urban Dictionary submissions declined for reasons unknown. Symptoms include anger, feelings of inadequacy, hypertension, depression, and poor self-image.

Bob's chronic depression was finally lifted after his years of submissions finally came to frution with an acceptance email from Urban Dictionary. His Definition Declination Disorder had finally been overcome.

by CANNON-D October 28, 2010

askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 28, 2015

Last page of definitions

Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:

a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump

Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.

The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.

Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.

by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020