Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.
That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!
by Westhebartender March 15, 2024
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Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed
by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009
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bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.
MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010
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bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.
we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her
by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021
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The Bend-Over Trick

When someone, usually female(s), bend over in a 45 or 90 degree angle with their hands on their knees and ass fully extended out into a full grinding position in a picture to portray that they are sexier.
Did you see that butterface get her picture taken by Tom?
Yeah, but who cares she pulled the mischievous The Bend-Over Trick all we could see was that ass.
by Lmybh December 5, 2011
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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019
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