by CataMorphAlist December 18, 2018
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Get the tastalfaceous mug.This is a fine art, it requires a high amount of skill and accuracy. This so-called move can be peroformed on either male or female and leaves a disgusting stench under the nose and maybe even a stain. there is a worked example shown...
First the male or female inserts his index finger or maybe 2 fingers depending on the victim into his rectum or maybe just rubs the crack and then goes in for the kill but rubbing these 2 fingers across his/hers victims upper lip and then claims it by shouting "Shit Tash..1-0" or "Schnibledddd!"
by WiLLo May 6, 2004
Get the Shit Tash mug.Driving while talking on the phone, changing the music on the ipod, and smoking a cigarette is ultra-tasking.
by Telliot April 5, 2006
Get the Ultra-tasking mug.Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.
by Tom from March 27, 2007
Get the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness mug.Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the comand'r February 23, 2018
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