airhead syndrome

disease characterised by the constant thinking of flowers, cute guys, stars, rainbows, glittery & pretty things. Symtoms- daydreaming constantly, getting 30% in algebra tests, thinking Ricky Martin or goth/emo/punk guys like Lauri Ylonen are hot/cute, buying prety pink stuff and painting your nails "Purrrty pink princess". Cure: unknown. contaigious: some cases are suspected. Infection: due to a breakup, going to frequently to claire's, and unknown causes too.

Dude, airhead syndrome is becoming a pandemic.

by maxichic March 1, 2006

Gangsta Syndrome

When someone is a real gangsta and/or gangsta wannabe. Side affects of gansta syndrome include walking significantly slower, grabbing crotch when walking significantly slower, one talking like one is drunk, wearing sweats/jeans down to one's ankles so one's ass is hanging out and on display, carrying a gun, holding the gun on its side when gun is in use, wearing a paper towel in one's pocket for no apparent reason, wearing bandanas on one's head, etc

friend:What happened to Marcus?
friend2: Hes contracted gangsta syndrome and now he looks like a dumbass.

by kay7384 April 17, 2008

fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.

A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"

by FAPdictionary July 5, 2015

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005

Chambers syndrome

The act of complaining that you are behind at work while spending 95% of your time on break and 5% actually working.

That guy is so far behind he will never get over his Chambers syndrome.

by 18629 June 28, 2015

Miyu Syndrome

Debilitating condition which makes one respond to pretty much everything that's being thrown at them with "LOL" or "LMAO" either in all caps or in lower case letters.

Friend 1: "Miyu syndrome, what the heck is that?"
Friend 2: "LOL"
Friend 3 : "i.e. what friend 2 said"

by Kaihyuu May 30, 2016

Scoreboard Syndrome

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.

I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

by SithLordTrevor November 4, 2019