Shanghai Switch-a-roo

When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.

Once I caught up to the woman of my dreams I realized it was a cruel Shanghai Switch-a-roo.

by TheGenZod February 14, 2012

taylor swiftitus

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life

what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus

by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013

Phil Swift

why we are all still here.

man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.

by sc movies September 3, 2018

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021

Swiftie

A fan of Taylor Swift.

I am a Swiftie.

by Swiftie22 August 17, 2012

The Old Switch-er-oo

Pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have sex with his or her significant other.

I pulled the Old Switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, I didn't realize it was her first time, I tapped that sh*t. Hope you like seconds.

by Jizzle Rizzle January 20, 2003

switch daddy kink

you like calling others daddy and being called daddy yourself

kevin: bruh i got hella trauma, i have a switch daddy kink
kyle: no way me too
kevin: uwu daddy
kyle: *blushes* no u

by BadStrawberryShortCake March 30, 2021