Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.
Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.
by Undercovermuthafunka November 16, 2018
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susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
by Wildfires December 21, 2017
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Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands
God she's a right Susan Boyle
by Moredoors May 23, 2020
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Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
by Foxy McHound December 29, 2018
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Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
by Gaypex October 05, 2019
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Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
by ……: December 12, 2024
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Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
by Wooden Masthole March 04, 2016
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