1 hand surfer

to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.

i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing

by yyou November 2, 2003

Surfin' Bird

A song written by "The Trashmen" in the 1950's, which was recently featured on the family guy episode "I dream of Jesus".

Brian and Stewie on the couch, Surfin' Bird playing in the background:

Stewie: "Brian, I don't feel so good".

*Nose bleeds*

by Tazdingo February 23, 2009

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Surfer Prep

Cross between Skater and Prep. Very relaxed and possibly likes the "hippie style." Often times never surfs but likes to wear surfer brands although this doesn't necessarily make him/her a poser (unless they actually talk about surfing even though they never do it).

Dude, they ladies dig the surfer prep look, they'd like it even better if you actually surfed, poser.

by LEEX87 July 26, 2005

Surf and Turf

Boomer here. It used to be a really nice steak cooked to perfection and lobster with lots of butter. Going out to surf and turf was great eating.

Let’s do out for Surf and Turf at Red Lobster.

by Admil November 22, 2019

cock surfer

someone who likes to surf, but comes into more contact with cocks than waves. They essentially are very homosexual, and are open about it.

I saw that dude tear up the waves the other day, too bad he isn't out everyday practicing cause he's a cock surfer.

by Kdawg3000 September 3, 2008

Surfboard

The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred

Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.

by KokoandLolo July 16, 2014