Suburbian Friendship Bracelet

A pull-out method where the guys pulls out, grabs his partner's wrist, puts it next to his, and shoots a rope around both of their wrists thus creating a two part bracelt. Both shold let dry and leave on untill next shower.

Ryan: Whats on your wrist?

Tom: just my suburbian friendship bracelet, me and jamie got wild this morning.

Ryan: I know i was laying in the bed next to yours.

Tom: fuckin sick bro!!!!

by SexGenious June 5, 2009

suburbs

Really boring place, even worse if you moved there by your parents after living in a city.

Nothing to do, no diversity in culture, race, etc.

P1: Hey, what's up? I heard you moved to the suburbs.

P2: I did.

P1: Sorry, man.

P2:Kill me now.

by granadamazing January 2, 2009

Suburbs

A smaller concrete jungle adjacent to a larger concrete jungle

Joe commutes from the suburbs to the city for work.

by dylanmitchell September 28, 2019

Suburb

Evil plastic places full of evil plastic (white) people thinking and doing evil plastic things while hiding in their evil plastic houses full of mountains of useless, evil, plastic crap made by child slaves in India.

I'll bet you ten bucks that white girl from the suburbs has a profile picture of her with some impoverished African child from her mission trip last summer.

by olive81 January 25, 2015

suburbanite

A person who lives a fabulous life in the suburbs and refuses to live in the city is referred to as a suburbanite. A suburbanite lives a glamourous life in the burbs, not having to worry about being robbed at gun point, stabbed, shot or being approached by homeless people. Suburbanite refers to someone living the life of luxury in the perfect suburbs.

Olivia: "Oh, where are you from?"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"

by suburbanite,duh March 4, 2013

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

suburban dictionary

The "suburbanite" dictionary. It consists of no slang or profanities and it is all out proper.

by mademoiselle September 23, 2003