patrick stump fan 

Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.

Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!

Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*

patrick stump fan by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL January 2, 2017

Shit Stump 

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

Shit Stump by Kyzore November 20, 2019

WOFFEL STUMP 

shower poopy

"I had a good woffel stump last night"

WOFFEL STUMP by cacadiarehia September 21, 2020

Saskatchewan stump puller 

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob

Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.

Saskatchewan stump puller by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022

Crungle stump 

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized

Crungle stump ass balls

Crungle stump by Why would I regret this? January 13, 2023

Patrick Stump Lesbian 

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

Patrick Stump Lesbian by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

on stump whiskey 

A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.

From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.

on stump whiskey by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024