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The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
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Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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Stump Sap

He shot stump sap all over me!
by Michael McNight August 23, 2012
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Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline
Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018
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Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. While going number 2, it breaks and the rest won’t come out.
1. It’s a high line but I’m going to ace this stump hole!
2. We had messy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.
by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025
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silly tree stump

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'
by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
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Stump grinders

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders
by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021
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