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An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.
Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?
Starbucks by timmay October 15, 2004
A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
starbucks by Jonathan January 13, 2005

StarfuckSaturday 

A twitter tend started in August of 2012. The rules are as follows -

-Find a twitter user with less than 1,000 followers
-Favorite a large amount of their tweets
-mention (@) them and wish them a Happy #StarfuckSaturday and ask them to pay it forward.
#StarfuckSaturday is a way for us poor folk without bonus features to get noticed.
StarfuckSaturday by JJ Alexander August 30, 2012
A High-end coffee shop. High prices and crappy coffee... don't ever expect to finda a regular coffee there its impossible.
Cahier: "Welcome to Starbucks how may i serve you?"
customer: " Can i have a lage coffee please"
cashier: " whats a large, and whats coffee?"
Customer: "the second biggest size of a cafinated beverage"
Cashier: "o you mean a grande tripple mocha expresso"
Customer: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
Starbucks by Shane W April 18, 2006
See "converse"..AKA, It became really corporate, really fast. It seems like any movie set in modern age has a Starbucks somewhere...BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!! Just an example <not an inside joke, just trying to prove a point, plz publish>, There is a Target in my town that has a Starbucks in it somewhere, and then, I measured, exactly 300 yards away was another Starbucks, one of those drive-through types. Seriously, have Americans become so lazy that they can't walk a few <American> Football fields? Come on. Anyway, they serve coffee, and stuff I can't even pronounce.
<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> THAT one. Dude, we were already in it.
<Jorge> I know.
//They get drinks, and exit through the back door.//

<Starbucks regular> Hey Jorge, let's go to Starbucks.
<Jorge> Ok, here's one.
<Starbucks regular> Which one, the one right in front of us?
<Jorge> No, the one beside it.
<Starbucks regular> To the left or the right?
<Jorge> See where there is an obese guy stuck?
<Starbucks regular> Here we are.
<Jorge> //coffee in hand// YAYZORZ MORE COFFEE!
Starbucks by Sw0rdPh1sh September 5, 2008
Starbucks is the love of some people's life. But yes it will take over the world and some people are okay with that. They have amazing coffee, lattes, and frappichinos. And don't deny that Starbucks is good. You know you love it!!!!
Starbucks by Osega December 27, 2016