The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.
White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
by Verity January 7, 2024
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I’m going back in a little later I got the call 📞 and it is not a big thing for you guys and your dad and I were talking to him and I told her to tell me what you stanley
by Abcvd January 12, 2024
Get the stanley mug.The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
by crimsoncape January 14, 2024
Get the Stanleyed mug.A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
by Pialinist January 25, 2024
Get the Stanley Cup mug.Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
by captain ! January 25, 2024
Get the The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe mug.by Knowledge The Knower January 27, 2024
Get the Stanley mug.those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
by sam_1706 January 28, 2024
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