Stalker Mode

When someone knows your name and most of your business, but you have absolutely no idea who they are.
Jimmy- Hey Ciara ready for the math test?
Ciara- Ummmm, do I know you?
Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.
Ciara- Wow you're totally on Stalker Mode
by Lol Smiley Face hahahahaha September 16, 2011
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Shower Stalker

When in prison, a man stalks other men while they take showers, looking to fuck em in the ass
Whachout for D-mob from cell block 4, i heard hes a shower stalker!
by tttrsees July 14, 2005
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Finger Stalker

A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.
Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.
by GregSH July 14, 2008
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Street Stalker

She's a teacher by day and a street stalker by night.
by AcquireCurrency March 03, 2011
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Sleeper Stalker

when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if you block them and try staying away from them they will use their friend connections to find you
guy 1: God i have an annoying stalker she just wont leave me alone!
guy 2: just block her
guy 1: i cant she's a sleeper stalker
guy 2: that sucks dude
by DUSKJones April 11, 2011
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Polish stalker

I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.

For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)

I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)

Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?

So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)

Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)

I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.

I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.

These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”

Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.

(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)

I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
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stalker Like

Likes on Facebook and/or other social media that are given by people who "like" you. Stalker Likes may or may not convert to true, offline liking.
"These stalker Likes are so annoying." "Omar stalker-Liked your profile again."
by YourNumberOnePOS December 04, 2013
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