squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

Squashin'

To be so hairy and/or needing a shave, that you are like Sasquatch.

Crystal: "Are you going to let Tyrone go down on you tonight?"
Shaniquah: "Hell no, I haven't shaved. I'm squashin'."

by cutecourters December 5, 2012

squag

First nations female who is terrible at their job; worthless, but feels important. Has the sickest swag ever seen, but clueless to the real worth. Peter calls them constantly

HR manager whos really busy doing nothing, and never returns a call/email because they're a huge swagger hound;squag

by hizzyhound September 3, 2013

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

squash rat

when you squash your privates against a glass surface

Did you see Jaxon doing that squash rat?

by you-a_tewara May 20, 2014

squaggled

When you fuck something up, horribly bad.

Oh, shit I squaggled that up!

by Kennedy8127 March 30, 2015