no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?
pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.
pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.
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"Shower Shock" normally happens on chilly winter mornings. "Shower Shock" is when your shower, showers extreme hot or extreme cold water, intermittently, there by making you cry out 'UuUhh..' when hot water burns you and then cry out 'AHhhh' when cold water pierces you. If this showering sequence, happens 4 times or more in 42 seconds, then one is under "Shower Shock". Essentially it is a protest tactics deployed by intelligent under/over used showers on the showeree which could potentially lead to hyper activity
Dude! I was shower shocked this morning, i guess i should just have a decaf without sugar. Caffeine, on top of Shower Shock, is going to make me Hyper Hyper Active!!!
by Vinod S Pillai January 21, 2006
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The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.
Served>shock
The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.
Served>shock
Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.
Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.
Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.
by dicktown December 14, 2008
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Get the Shell Shock mug.It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".
"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"
by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004
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