colgate splash

to brush someones teeth with a penis; to give a blow job with toothpaste lathered on the penis; so dirty yet very clean; variations include the cinnamon rush and the citris cyclone

hey wanna colgate splash?

oh my god that was refreshing.

by nikop January 4, 2008

colon splash

A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.

Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.

I just had a major colon splash!

by ocean spray March 9, 2007

dick splash

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010

huevos splash

An aftershave for the man who shaves his pubic area.

"Being a male dancer sure is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos. That's why I use huevos splash."

by Sandman17897 February 14, 2012

hot splash

When the semen (cum) of a man inside partner finally gives way to a wet panty mess

Damn, I just had a hot splash.... You should have pulled out!

by S3xninja July 1, 2017

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020