sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else
went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left
by dirtbox July 24, 2006
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by flergenblergen December 9, 2008
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A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
by someweido April 19, 2009
Get the Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy mug.Bob: "Dude, did you sphinct her?"
Joe: "Did I what?"
Bob: "Sphinct her. You know, did you have anal sex with her?"
Joe: "Yeah. And ohhh, I get it now; sphinct her, like sphincter... nice."
Joe: "Did I what?"
Bob: "Sphinct her. You know, did you have anal sex with her?"
Joe: "Yeah. And ohhh, I get it now; sphinct her, like sphincter... nice."
by josh_SLC January 27, 2010
Get the sphinct mug.Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.
by Kylenasty March 9, 2007
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Get the Sphincterus Maximus mug.Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.
The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.
The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."
The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.
The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."
girl: you were in there a long time. Do you feel better?
guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak
girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!
guy: lips quiver in an attempt to speak
girl: oh no! Tell me it wasn't a sphincterror!!!
by twilyth September 23, 2009
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