soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

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soggy muffin

A competitive game played with a group of niggaz in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to cum on a muffin. Last nigga to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.

NICK: hey rafa, wanna play soggy muffin??
RAFA: no baby, not tonight, i'm still full from last night.

by John Sanchez June 13, 2005

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soggy buttcheek

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.

"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"

by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

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Soggy Bread

When the male ejaculates on the women’s vagina and proceeds to spread it across the vagina, imitating a butter knife spreading butter on bread.

U wanna Netflix and Soggy bread?

by Sasha ;) February 22, 2019

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soggy lemon

The act of placing lemon juice on chicken and feeding it to your dog

Jasis that was gas lovely soggy lemon

by AdamMooneyLovesCock February 19, 2018

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1. Vagina (derogatory)

2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.

3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')

NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.

1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.

2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.

3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.

by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010

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