"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
Get the Colorado sobermug. by Indiana daddy January 5, 2023
Get the indiana sobermug. by nire rendnir May 29, 2018
Get the sober babymug. Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!
by El el fetches June 2, 2022
Get the sinaloa sobermug. intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)
My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
Get the Mechanically Sobermug. 
by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024
Get the texas sobermug.