Sneeze

A very minimal amount of marijuana, almost dust like

Dude 1: Dude, all we got left is a sneeze of weed.
Dude 2: Its cool, with the good shit all you need is a sneeze.

by The EL-G August 13, 2010

Sneezete

A tiny, tiny sneeze.

My friend had to make a sneezete.

by Carly W January 24, 2007

Ass Sneeze

A sudden, abrupt bowel evacuation. During the two seconds of literally emptying your entire intestines, you visualize the world's fastest train sucking through a long tunnel. "shhhhhlurp-bam!" 200mph like a sneeze out your ass.

"OMG, that STD medicine worked hella fast, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet before I had an Ass Sneeze!"

by hygeinefag July 28, 2009

Dabbin' or Sneezin'

Dabbin' or sneezin': The confusion someone gets when they see someone else covering their mouth with their elbows while they are sneezing.

*Fuck Boy Eric sneezes across the room*
Fuck Boi Chad elbows me and asks if Fuck Boy Eric was Dabbin' or Sneezin' ?

by Dabbin' or Sneezin' May 17, 2016

Sneezing Cobra

This is the act of thrusting your cock into a womans throat as u are about to blow the load. As this is happening she will choke and cough, (Normal) then when you blow the load she will cough it up and it will come out her nose! The face she will make is priceless! *you might want to take a picture it will last longer!!! As it runs out her nostrils she will look like a Sneezing Cobra!

Guy: Yeah man I gave that girl the sneezing cobra last night.
Friend: Nice! Did you get a pic!I bet that her face was priceless!

by Nick Pounded February 17, 2008

Butt-Sneeze

Any kind of farting.

Girls never butt-sneeze in front of their boyfriends unless they've been together for a long time.

by Katherine MM September 25, 2011

Cum Sneeze

A cum sneeze is when you cum hard in a girls mouth and she gags or chokes on it thus resulting in it "going the wrong way" and it snorting out her nose. Though rare, a cum sneeze is something to cherish when you pull out and see twin streams of your load running from her nostrils.

Fuck dude. I shot in Beckies mouth last night and she coughed then cum sneezed and it came out her nose.

by Kippers P May 13, 2011