Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

sniff

Another word for a crackhead or coke fiend. Instead of calling someone a sniff, when walking past them just sniff heavily twice.

Person 1: Man my nose hurt yo.

Person 2: Nigga you a fuckin sniff!

by sonkun9 March 28, 2009

stiffs

that fit girl at running club, she thinks everything is a race
and is really scabby
shes a devil in the bedroom

stiffs is a sperm burping tavern wench!

by soapysparkles March 18, 2008

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011

sniff

used in place of the word sweet, and/or awesome.

it would be a big sniff if we had a house party.

by redbull250 December 28, 2005

sniff rat

An insult suggesting that a person has similar physical features to a rat that sniffs.

Amy is such a sniff rat...

by mitchb611 September 24, 2006

Sniff

To spend more time with your partner than your friends

Waz isnt coming out tonight because hes sniffing Fliss

by Xite0069 October 16, 2008