Cracker Snacker

A black guy that only likes white girls.

"Dude, you never go out with black girls? Are you a cracker snacker?"

by chipchip2 March 10, 2016

Phantom Snacker

An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.

Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?

Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.

by Phantomsnacker3 January 2, 2017

Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.

Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.

by Hlajdix2904 February 19, 2021

Paranormal snacktivity

Eating spooky, Halloween or fall themed foods while participating in an obligatory seasonal activity.

I'm grabbing some pumpkin spiced anything and spooky cookies for tonight's paranormal snacktivity of watching scary movies.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

Lennery Snicket

The act of losing one's virginity by having sex in the anus instead of the vagina, intentionally or otherwise.

Did your hear that Justin popped Valerie's cherry last night? He gave her a Lennery Snicket.

by Guyro April 5, 2024

Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 26, 2024

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024