smush

(verb) The act of forcefully shoving the face or head of another individual. Smushing serves as a very offensive blow to the ego (especially if received by a male) and acts as an instigating action for a fight between two or more people.

Person 1 : Did you hear about the fight between G and B??

Person 2: Yeah, After B smushed him, it was on!!

by Lisa King June 20, 2009

smushable

Tappable, attractive. Based on the word "smush" as used on the jersey shore to indicate having sex with somebody.

Dude did you see his new girl? Smushable!

by jizzardthelizard October 30, 2010

smushed

to be really, really drunk

omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog

by miss egg March 28, 2009

smush

a boy/lad/ex boyfriend who you hate. Used for lads only. Another word for dickhead, wanker etc

I hate im the stupid smush!!

by x-sarah-x September 30, 2005

smush

it's me BITCH
I'm fucking Smush
fat native with long hair who resembles the Seneca legend the flying head and will be a juggalo till my very last breath

"Smush you silly fat skin you remind me of the flying head"
"Damn right"

by Smush July 24, 2004

Smush the bush

1.) The act of wearing tight underwear

2.) The act of getting on your grandma's extremely small toilet

3.) The act of having to press yourself against a cabinet to reach anything high on a shelf

"Boy this new DVB underwear will really smush the bush"

by Momo zone caller April 21, 2012

sluts' fluff

The downy matter that rests under one's bed and is composed of bed sheet fibers, hair, dust, and any sort of textile debris. Sluts are too busy working that they barely have the time to clean under their beds, hence the name.

This morning I decided to clean up my house and there was sluts' fluff under every piece of furniture.

by Frances Mann September 19, 2013