Mud slurping

The act of eating noodles with your butt

I was mud slurping noodles with my girlfriend

by Soggymoma420 April 6, 2024

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

slurpe

When a girl licks another's vagina very hard and she does it back

Hey do you like a nice smooth Slurpe?

by The sloppyjoe 69 November 19, 2014

Slurp Life

Living happy and unapertured , irrespective of whatever challenge you are facing.

Lost your job? Problem no dey finish, Slurp Life

by Slurp Life October 16, 2023

Dragon Slurp

When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her

She was on her period so i gave her a dragon slurp

by Atominicc February 2, 2021

Slurps

When a drink is at the bottom but there’s about a mouthful left

“Have you got a drink bud”
“ yeah here there’s only a bit left tho”
“A bit left? That’s slurps mate fuck off”

by Bartholemew66 August 23, 2020

Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008