Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007

Slurping

NBA fans who are obsessed with Lebron James.

Lebron NBA Slurping

by TDS1984 March 18, 2013

slurping the turkey

Sucking white meat through one's mouth.

I saw your mom slurping the turkey.

by Haruki November 22, 2006

sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.

things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.

by mwg April 27, 2008

Slurpee Orgy

You probably can guess what this is. It's the act of drinking many slurpees to get a strange combination of brainfreeze and orgasm.

I drank ten slurpees and am having a Slurpee Orgy.

by GoGoPowerRangers December 21, 2006

slurpeeaholic

Best.User.Ever.
A user on the IGN forums, one who enjoys slurpee's

Slurpeeaholic really likes those slurpee's

by Mike October 16, 2003