slurp it

The ultimate insult!!! "It" refers to a generic term and need not be an inapprop reference. The purpose of this phrase is to stun a freech so completely helpless that all they can do in response is proceed to run home crying. I mean, come on, how else are you supposed to respond to such an incredible insult?

Dude, I'm sick and tired of you. Just go slurp it!

by jay joshi August 1, 2008

Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007

Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 19, 2008

jizz slurpee

A cool, refreshing treat made from the semen of dozens of strapping young lads.

Luvnuts: I sure does love me a jizz slurpee

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

SlumpMasters

The evolution of Screw music....NOT Screwed and Chopped, it's Slumped and Dumped. Triple chops, Cuadrouple chops, fifth chops, echo out, speaker to speaker....Slumped Out!

Those SlumpMasters are tha masters of tha Slump!

by PayDay aka Bubba Slump July 22, 2003

Slurp

To lick a girl or suck girls insides.

I Slurped Jill up good.

by WOmanBAnger March 9, 2015