safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.

If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.

by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014

Cover Shart

When a band does a cover of a previously great song. But does it so terribly that it ruins the old version.

I used to love Metallica's song "One", but since Korn did a cover of it, I can't listen to it without practically crying. A prime example of Cover Shart.

by Somedudenamedbruh February 28, 2015

decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

great white shart

When he splooges in your asshole and you fart and the cum shoots out of your ass as great white shart

Stop cumming in my ass Dad! I can't stand these great white sharts!

by cock locker February 25, 2018

Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.

My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.

by Slerotin August 27, 2013

Shart

While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.

The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.

by Pat McGroin March 3, 2008

shart

A squishy fart that also yields some solid waste.

see also Cammshaft23

Camm is a human shart.

by cchil January 12, 2006