Simulchug

The chugging of a beverage, typically a beer, by a group of individuals at a predetermined time. The participants of a simulchug may or may not be collocated during the event.

It's Saturday night, lets simulchug a cold one and post emabarassing photos of ourselves on the Internet.

by fragMasterFlash February 23, 2008

Simulstream

A media technology that allows multiple audio-visual feeds of an event to be network-transmitted in parallel to a single client on the application layer.

Microsoft's Silverlight technology will be simulstreaming feeds of the Beijing Olympics on behalf of NBC.

by You're this shallow too! August 11, 2008

Simulpagenous

the state of having reached a concensus; i.e., being "on the same page".

I want to have a meeting to ensure that we are simulpagenous.

by prospero_rex May 10, 2009

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

Simblicity

Something that is so simple to do

kissing a girl is so simblicity
Get a headshot is so simblicity
makeing toast is simblicity

by efsgdfhbfg November 28, 2009

simulpuneity

When two people in a conversation think of the same joke, or pun, at the same time.

Can be used like the popular usage of "Jinx" after two people say any word at the same time: when both people say, or know that the other is thinking, the same joke, punchline, retort, or pun, they can both say: "Simulpuneity!"

by serendipidoc April 16, 2010

Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.

Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.

by zimzamzim August 4, 2010