Silicone beernesia

Using beer as a reason for "amnesia".

Hey Sarah, i hope I didn't say some bad shit last night..I was so drunk I don't remember anything

Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$

by beer devourer September 19, 2009

Shmice

To consume / take something ; usually referring to sofa's.
Variations;
-Shmice
-Shmiced
-Shmoucing

Example 1;
L - "Fam, That sofa is too much zimme?"
H - "Yeh geez, im gonna shmice myself one of those."

Example 2;
H - "Let's chill today. I shmiced this blond ting last night."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you did"

Example 3;
H - "Im smash yo ass on fifa."
L - "Yeh blood ting ali, Corse you will"
H - "Ha, man was just shmousing."

by Grossmans Outlook on Life November 4, 2011

silicon mafia

Companies in Silicon Valley that violate civil law and international treaties to rip off their customers. For example, claiming copyright on a video made in a public place, black-listing a VPN or biasing a news-feed with politically motivated posts, or fomenting insurrection in foreign regimes through social media.

The silicon mafia black-listed my fucking VPN today and I can't watch Lucky Chuck anymore, not only that, they claimed copyright on my OWN VIDEO filmed in public! The bastards! I'm putting imperialist propaganda in the news-feeds when I get to work today!

by jok2000ca May 13, 2016

silicon lottery

When the silicon in your CPU/GPU is very high quality and allows you to achieve much higher over clocks than normal

WoW bRo I CaNt bEleiVe yOu gOt 4.5 gh on thaT cPu!. YoU HiT THe sIliCon LOtTeRy!

by FapKingRubHerRaw February 16, 2021

Simcha-birnbaum

The best smartest coolest individual you know.

Did you see Barack Obamas speech? That guy is a straight simcha-birnbaum

by Smartypants69 June 9, 2021

silicosis

A lung disease that's caused by inhaling large amounts of crystalline silica dust.

Somehow the first thing you get when you search up silicosis on this website is "vaginal silicosis", like WTF?

I diagnose you with silicosis.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Silicone solider

It’s another term for a lesbian. It comes from them using a strap-on.

I talked with Jenna the other day and she said she’s a silicone solider.

by Penis griffin January 8, 2023