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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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side project

Getting a little on the side. Cheating on a significant other.
"I've got a girlfriend, but i have a little side project going with Sheila too".
by johnny johncakes February 10, 2008
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Side boy

You a side boy you a side piece, you not a boyfriend or a husband,some people do not know that they are a side piece. If you ain't met her parents or her friends, you a side boy. No one goes to Hooters for the wings.
Shit, he's just a side boy.
by Daletroy March 12, 2019
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Side Friend

Someone you don’t treat the same as your other friends. Like you could be all hyper and having fun with your friend then once they’re unavailable you talk to your side friend and don’t act the same and act more dry with them. Also the side friend can show more and participate more in the “friendship” while the “friend” is only talking to them just to talk to them waiting for their real friend to call them back
*On FaceTime with a friend* (Hyper, talking a lot, laughing a lot)
*On FaceTime with a side friend* (Dry, barely talking, could repeating the same simple word after the side friend says something)
by I.IS.THAT.BITCH July 7, 2019
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The Sidam Touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch, which turns everything to gold, The Sidam Touch breaks and or ruins everything.
Don't call the IT guy to fix your computer, he always makes it worse. He's got The Sidam Touch.
by GingerBoy November 7, 2007
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high side

Motorcycle roadracing term used to describe a crash in which the bike is leaned over while cornering and flips back up towards the outside (i.e. the high side). A high side usually occurs when rear wheel traction is suddenly lost and the rider's panic causes him to abruptyl close (chop) the throttle. As a result, the rear wheel suddenly and forcefully regains traction, violently flipping the bike away from the direction of lean and throwing the rider skyward. Most racing injuries occur as a result of a high side since the rider has much further to fall.

The flip side of this (no pun intended) is a low side crash. These crashes are usually minor since the rider falls off much closer to the ground.
That clueless squid lost the rear halfway through Turn 7, chopped the throttle and high sided his brand new, chromed out R1 into the hay bales.
by razer December 26, 2006
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sidechick

a side chick is a person with another person while that person is in a realationship
a man have his wife and he as another girl that is not his wife nor his girlfriend so that girl is his sidechick
by brianna graham from cdwn July 19, 2016
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