Siberian Snow Princess

When a man and a women are having sex and the man is about to jizz, he pulls it out and sticks his penis in her nose and cums. When it goes in one nostril it goes out the other

dude i was having sex with this girl and i soo gave her the siberian snow princess

by pussyfart69 May 21, 2009

Cock shiner.

One who shows pleasure in sucking someones cock!

Nigel Rose. Australia. Victoria.

by BTG June 25, 2003

Shnerdbaumer

1.) A shnerd whom tries to accomplish an act, or may try to dive into a situation, but fails epicly.
2.) One who may happen to falsify information in order to look cool or be noticed.
3.) One who has been viewed as being a complete failure whilst thinking they are being smart or have succeeded.

Person #1: Hey did you hear about what happened to frank?
Person #2: No man what happened to him?
Person#1: Well it happened like this...
Shnerdbaumer: I was there. He got drunk and pissed on my grandmother while we were at that large penis convention.
Person#1: Not even close dude.
Person#2: What a shnerdbaumer!

by Asuraku January 21, 2009

Siberian Slipper

A sexual act during which one person's foot is inserted into a woman's vagina. In theory this act is done to keep the foot warm which is a necessity in Siberia.

John performed a siberian slipper in order to prevent frostbite.

by jamesgmoney March 26, 2009

Sibericuse

Slang for the city of Syracuse, NY where snow is present for most of the year.

What's the weather like in Sibericuse?

by Aquinox February 12, 2009

Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.

Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.

by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013

siberian love affair

Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.

Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.

Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.

by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014