Shoechestra

The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison

Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"

by Doctor.R December 8, 2010

schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand

man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.

by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016

Shoe-wee

A term typically spoken in a southern accent that is used when one is excited or in awe of something.

Hey Earl, have you seen Billy Bob's new truck? Shoe-wee that son of bitch is nice!

by Hoony K March 1, 2018

Shoeburyness High School

A place that crushes dreams, kills people and ya know just ruines ppls live cuz u know how it is out here for a pimp, its hard out here bro, ya know help a pimp out

man that shoeburyness high school full of pimps man, they kno notin about the real world ya know

man look at that shoeburyness year 8 roadman.

by urlocalpimp April 21, 2019

Turkey Shoe

Directly translated means "small deal". a issue thats not really a big deal.

"Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"

"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"

by Don-Dre March 2, 2009

CHLOE SCHROEDER

Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.

Chloe Schroeder is fucking hilarious and her boyfriend is pretty cute too

by thatblahbitch May 18, 2020

with one shoe on

To perform an act in an ill-prepared manner

"Let's not start this project with one shoe on."

by John Tilelli September 30, 2006