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Corn Scraper

Someone who eats the crusty faeces out of an unwhiped anal cavity.
Jimmy: But daddy I don't wanna...

Jimmy's Pops: Shut up and be mah corn scraper son!
by Efronfan1337 July 9, 2009
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Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.
OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.
by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009
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Smoke Scraper

A term reserved for the sexiest, finest looking and most talented women around. Must not be over-used, as the ratio of Smoke Scapers is often low. If a girl is called a smoke scraper she must have a few important details.

Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.

You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.
The door is pretty hard to get into but if we pick up these two smoke scapers we can bulldoze this door in seconds.

Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.
by DOZER 1 March 5, 2011
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Horn Scrape

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.
The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".
by RotundChunk September 12, 2011
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Mexican Pencil Sharpener

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
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Shrappy

To defecate into a toilet so furious that it looks like a bomb went off, leaving shrapnel inside and outside of the toilet. Otherwise known as the Buffalo Wild Wings explosion. Another form of Shrappy is when a male tosses the salad afterward which is known as Bath Night.
Beth's nickname is Shrappy because she leaves particles (AKA Shrapnel) of excrement inside and outside of the toilet after she defecates in the work bathroom. I hope it is not Bath Night tonight.
by James Peterson January 23, 2008
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Sharper

a person who is extremely smart even though they may not always show it.

a person possessing an extremely large penis, more in length than width but can very from person to person
Person # 1 - damn that was the biggest dick i've ever seen
Person # 2 - you must have been with a sharper
Person # 3 - how did you know?
by kaliffa1122 January 23, 2011
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