shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shumper gumper

A very cute and spoiled kid

Boy that beny myers sure is spoiled and misbehaved.
Yes he does enjoy acting like a shumper gumper.

by kbens March 5, 2012

shluppery

a huge male or female erection when either the penis or cliteris gets rock hard at the visibility of a fine ass donk

That bitch's donk is so fine it gave me a huge throbbing shluppery.

While the teen girl was playing with her doll house, the song from N'Sync came on the radio. When Justin Timberlake's voice came on the radio she uncrossed her legs to reveal a huge throbbing shluppery.

by RJ McTwinkle May 17, 2012

shlumbubble

when you fart and it gets caught inbetween your butt cheeks.

"dude i farted and now i have a shlumbubble"

by banananaman! January 1, 2013

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

schlumpfe

The act of eating blue candy that turns your tongue blue and then proceeding to fellate a guy, thus turning his member blue.
Stems from the German word for smurf.

Bro I was at this Halloween party and Tabitha totally schlumpfed me in the poolhouse

by Robert Rigby March 12, 2016

Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016