pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Fuck it, ship it

Phrase used when committing to something that you really want to do, but know you should be doing something completely different

Brad: Man let's run one more quick game of NHl 10.

Jeremy: You know I have big test coming up tomorrow and after that 35 last time, I have to study.

Brad: Quite being a bitch, bitch!

Jeremy: Fuck it, ship it

by Bilbadactyl March 2, 2010

Ghost Ship

A modification of the Dutch rudder in which it's a combination of a Dutch rudder and a stranger.

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."

by Pineapple trombone September 21, 2017

Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.

Please take care of my ship snot bitch!

by Yaquanda October 29, 2010

ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.

Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!

by rinasshay October 29, 2022

Troll-Ship

Two or more friends that troll together.

This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.

by Big Dog KeKe October 20, 2019

abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020