Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.

Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016

Shelf

To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.

Girl he’s on the shelf and he aint coming down until he learns his lesson.

by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars

The Bottom Shelf is the best bar in town

by BigPete623 August 5, 2019

jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025